lady-satsukis-short-hair:

I’ve been away from Tumblr for almost two weeks and I’ve only lost three of you.

You are all amazing and wonderful human beings thxu u beautiful angel baby lovers.

oprahkilledmydog:

i love marina and the almonds

MK Morphs Facebook

mkmorphs:

Share our page and help up reach 1500 likes so we can post our next contest!

Contest will be art related and the winner will have a choice between a few different prizes, including scale babies. 

crispysnakes:

alltailnolegs:

Things I Want To Happen:

Snake Picnics

Snake TV Marathons

Snake Sketch Jams

Snake Tea Parties

BYOS

Yes.

kingeren:

smartest-of-asses:

cutetoad:

pubic hair lightener and dye exists

if you were wondering

I sure wasn’t.

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So your pubes can be a main anime character too

now the carpet can match the drapes

lady-satsukis-short-hair:

sweetflattery:

ckings:

this is possibly one of the smartest thing someone did hahaahha

amazing

What the fuck. This is supposed to be amusing? If you have to reward your partner with sexual favors, avoidance techniques, and alcohol to get them to help out around the house, then that is NOT a healthy relationship to be in. What in the actual fuck.
clockwork-serpent:

Snake My Day
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towritepoems:

WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME CUTE I JUST [PUNCHES HOLE THROUGH BRICK WALL WHILE KISSING U ON THE CHEEK]

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